53. Tyler Perry, actor
He makes those movies all by himself, basically.
54. Monique, comedian
More good body image stuff. While not at all fat, the panel loves fat people. Though not enough to date them.
55. Dr. Boogie, hairstylist
Although he only appeared on one panelist's list, he made an impassioned case. "I go out and preach and tell people how not to be depressed. I preach to a lot of people," said Dr. Boogie. He did not mean this as a joke. I checked.
56. George Clooney, actor
The panel felt strongly about Darfur. The panel also felt strongly that the most important player in the Darfur crisis is George Clooney. The panel does not equate feeling strongly about something with reading about that something.
57. Sammie, Jimmy's cat
Sammie, who ate some of that poisoned pet food, is a survivor.
58. Steven Hirsch, CEO Vivid pictures
A friend of Glenda's, his video company buys up most of the celebrity sex tapes. And, more importantly, didn't buy the Screech one. Xzibit was initially excited about this idea since he owns a lot of Vivid videos, but didn't think Hirsch was quite important enough for the list. But again, I needed 100.
59. Bill Clinton, former President
They love Bill Clinton. More than anyone except Al Gore. The panel loves the 90s.
60. Magic Johnson, businessman
Xzibit thought that Magic has some secret cure for AIDS he wasn't sharing and should be left off the list until he divulges his secret. Xzibit has strange thoughts about both medicine and the power of this list.
61. Michael Jordan, retired basketball player
I was surprised that Jordan, who has been retired for four years, made the list. Then I found out that many of the panelists had been at parties or hotels that Jordan was at. "He buys the bar out!" Xzibit said of Jordan's generosity. "You've never been out with Jordan?"